What we do in the boogeyman beater club
What we do, in the ever changing boogeystore!
This is what we do:
We provide total custimized children´s books for a cheap and affordable price! We create a custom cover, a custom title we write a custom story a tailored appreciation and preface you can choose which boogeyman or woman writes the story in English of Nederlands!
So in short:
EVERTHING AND EVERYTHING IS CUSTIMIZED FOR YOUR CHILD
We at the boogeyman's club are all dedicated to giving every single last one of you the dreams of your life!
saying that we mean that your dreams really are life-changing, our dedicated staff of boogeyman and woman are all highly appreciated in our club, so treat them with the respect that you receive from any of us too!
We give children the possibility to be themselves, but we also give a certain type of peaceful feeling while fearfully and honestly wrongfully thinking of the boogeyman! Cause not all boogeymen are scary or bad creatures, we were just made bad throughout our long long lives!
84% of the children has beaten the boogeyman are you strong enough too?
84%
Only your dreams can beat your nightmares!
Free children books:
Play a boogeygame
Every book starts with an empty piece of paper and this is how the books of the boogeyman beater club starts too
While we do all the work all you gotta do is enjoy yourself while we write every piece of paper until a book is formed one paper at a time!
We put high attention into each and every book, and we put it together with the most amount of detail possible at that point!
While we aren´t all authors but just ordinary people who try to make this place a better one we hope you enjoy our books just as much while you read them as we did while we wrote them!
Your´s sincerely the entire boogeyman beater club!
Meet Our Boogeyman beaters
#1 Nathan!
Gefeliciteerd Nathan! Jij bent de allereerste boeman verslaander en we zijn trots op je, jij bent een echte superheld! Ook jouw nachtmerries zijn maar gewoon dromen en jouw dromen zijn je grootste fantasie, dus eigenlijk zijn nachtmerries niks meer dan een fantasie!
De boeman klopper club feliciteert alle kinderen die hun nachtmerries in fantasie hebben veranderd!
#2 Elizabeth!
Congratulations Lizzie you are the second one to beat the Boogeymen and the only one who has done it the way youve done it...
You just told him to Back Off!!
we as the Boogeyman beater club collective congratulate you and we are all very very proud of you!
#3 Madeline!
We congratulate Madeline with beating her own boogeywoman who she seen every day by looking in the mirror! The reflection of the boogeywoman instead of seeing her own has been hard on her for the longest time but she fought against a untouchable enemy with nothing but balls!
We congratulate you Madeline, and we are proud of you!
#4
The great unknown!
Hereby has the great unknown beat all of us by simply not being scared! This is a great achievement for kids around the globe for what the great unknown did is something we don´t see every day! She has brought the fiught to us and we shivered for her might! We as a boogeyman beater club collective are very proud of her and we congratulate her as thje true and ultimate boogeyman beater!
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Welcome to the future of children books
The first boogeychallenge is one to remeber cause the one who sends me proof that they have spread the qr code the most is getting a boogeyman beater club exclusive reward!
The chance to be the most valued member that we all listen to... Cause you will be a boogeyman beater club ambassador that can make or break our club with your vote!
A kids panel of doom and destruction or a kids panel of total boogeyman worshipping madness!
